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<i>Lasers. How original.</i>

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<i>Identity confirmed:
Menken-comma-Donald.</i>

3
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Trust me, kid.
You don't want no part of this.

4
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Wow. Sorry.

5
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I had no idea Tombstone
was bidding.

6
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No harm, no foul, kitten.

7
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But this little chew toy
is strictly for the big dogs.

8
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So scat, Cat.

9
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Now, gentlemen,
shall we get down to business?

10
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Our final bidder should arrive soon.

11
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Wait a minute, Menken.

12
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You said this was a closed auction.

13
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Nothing's closed
to Silvio Manfredi's daughter.

14
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You should know that by now,
Hamster.

15
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Little Sable, all grown up.

16
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- A girl grows up fast in this company.
- Yeah.

17
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Welcome to the freak show.

18
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Gentlemen and lady,
do you know why we're here?

19
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Shall we open the bidding
at 500,000?

20
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It'll make such a nice homecoming gift
for my father.

21
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- Six hundred.
- Seven hundred.

22
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Eight hundred.

23
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- Nine hundred.
- A mil!

24
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- One-point-five.
- Two.

25
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- Two million dollars and one cent!
- Fifty million.

26
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Why drag this out?

27
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Mr. Kingsley, I'm afraid
your bid exceeds...

28
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...the amount deposited
in your bidding account.

29
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In fact, it exceeds everyone's.

30
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I'll transfer the balance
when the bank opens in the morning.

31
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- We'll do the same.
- Yeah!

32
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Then we'll resume tomorrow night.

33
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Someone needs to watch your back.

34
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That's why all our officers
have partners in the field.

35
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For example, if Mr. Thompson
and Mr. Parker shared a squad car--

36
00:04:06,039 --> 00:04:07,790
Couldn't I have
a police dog instead?

37
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You know, for the extra IQ points?

38
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Wisecracks don't save lives, Pete.
As I'm sure you know.

39
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Sorry, Hobie. Hold that thought.

40
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Dude!
Is that an OsCorp OzBerry?

41
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GPS, Internet, holographic display.

42
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This is a prototype.
It's not even on the market yet.

43
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Yeah, your dad gave it to me.

44
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To keep track of me, I guess.
It's a mentor-mentee thing.

45
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- I never use it--
- It's cool, Pete. I'm used to it.

46
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- Petey! Italian or French?
- Spanish, actually.

47
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- Next period.
- Hello?

48
00:04:48,414 --> 00:04:49,916
For our dinner tonight?

49
00:04:50,083 --> 00:04:52,335
Oh, man!

50
00:04:52,502 --> 00:04:56,172
I promised Mr. Foswell
I'd stop by the <i>Bugle</i> after school.

51
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But I'm sure I'll be done in time to pick
you up, say, 7-ish?

52
00:05:01,427 --> 00:05:04,013
You'll be late.
But if you actually show up this time...

53
00:05:04,180 --> 00:05:05,890
...I'll consider it a victory.

54
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No, no, no, and furthermore, no!

55
00:05:18,319 --> 00:05:23,074
But boss, Silvio "Silvermane" Manfredi
is getting out of prison this month.

56
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The auction's how he's taking his
criminal empire back from the Big Man!

57
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Foswell, you've got Silvermane
on the brain!

58
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I'm not risking another dime
on this crazy story.

59
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Guy wins a Pulitzer for his
Silvermane exposé 12 years ago...

60
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...and all he's gotten since
is lazy.

61
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Mr. Foswell?
Couldn't help overhearing...

62
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...you know, at Jonah-volume.

63
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You wanted some photos
for your Silvermane-Big Man story?

64
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I'm not sure there is a story anymore.

65
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<i>I'm not sure there is one either.</i>

66
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<i>But if the Big Man's involved,
I want in.</i>

67
00:06:02,613 --> 00:06:05,575
Maybe pictures would change
the jolly one's mind.

68
00:06:13,666 --> 00:06:17,128
Hey, what gives?
I wanna bid for my boss.

69
00:06:17,295 --> 00:06:19,255
I think not. Your mystery employer...

70
00:06:19,422 --> 00:06:21,758
...withdrew all the money
from his bidding account.

71
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Beat it, small fry.

72
00:06:33,728 --> 00:06:37,565
<i>Hey, I know that guy.
Or Spidey does anyway.</i>

73
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Hey, Pete.
Thanks for meeting me.

74
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<i>Does everyone have
a secret identity?</i>

75
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I believe Mr. Kingsley's last bid
was 50 million.

76
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<i>- Fifty one million.
- Fifty two.</i>

77
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<i>Fifty five.</i>

78
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Patch planted a bug on Menken.

79
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That's great, Mr. Foswell.
But why do we care?

80
00:07:00,296 --> 00:07:02,548
Silvio Manfredi ran this town...

81
00:07:02,715 --> 00:07:05,426
...until the feds put him away
and the Big Man took over.

82
00:07:06,010 --> 00:07:08,137
But now that Silvermane's
getting out...

83
00:07:08,304 --> 00:07:10,640
...there'll be a gang war
for control of the city.

84
00:07:10,807 --> 00:07:13,726
Silvermane's old guard versus
the Big Man's status quo...

85
00:07:13,893 --> 00:07:17,480
...versus Doc Oak's new breed
of weirdos in costumes.

86
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- So, what are they all bidding on?
- The keys to the city.

87
00:07:20,650 --> 00:07:22,735
The specs to mass-produce an army...

88
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...of Rhino-armored
super-mercenaries.

89
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<i>Starting to see why we care.</i>

90
00:07:31,244 --> 00:07:34,080
A hundred mil.
Top that, princess.

91
00:07:34,247 --> 00:07:36,916
- One twenty five.
- One fifty!

92
00:07:37,083 --> 00:07:39,085
Five hundred million.

93
00:07:39,252 --> 00:07:41,420
I have 500 million dollars bid.

94
00:07:41,587 --> 00:07:43,965
Going once, twice...

95
00:07:44,757 --> 00:07:48,010
Sold to Roderick Kingsley.

96
00:07:49,929 --> 00:07:52,640
Doesn't this Kingsley guy
own a perfume company?

97
00:07:52,807 --> 00:07:55,560
- How does he fit in?
- Don't know.

98
00:07:55,726 --> 00:07:57,854
<i>Mr. Kingsley, you may claim
the jump drive...</i>

99
00:07:58,020 --> 00:08:01,023
<i>...with the specs in one hour
at a Tribeca warehouse...</i>

100
00:08:01,190 --> 00:08:03,943
<i>...116 Hudson Street.</i>

101
00:08:04,110 --> 00:08:08,030
I should go now, score a prime-time
spot to snap some pics.

102
00:08:08,197 --> 00:08:09,824
Okay, kid. But keep your distance.

103
00:08:09,991 --> 00:08:13,077
I'm calling in the cops and don't want
you caught in the crossfire.

104
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Step out of the limo
with your hands up!

105
00:08:48,988 --> 00:08:50,114
<i>Well, that's a relief.</i>

106
00:08:50,281 --> 00:08:52,241
<i>Maybe I'll make my date
with Liz after all.</i>

107
00:08:53,993 --> 00:08:55,786
<i>Or not.</i>

108
00:09:53,552 --> 00:09:55,846
Sable Manfredi?

109
00:09:56,722 --> 00:09:58,766
Call me Silver Sable.

110
00:09:58,933 --> 00:10:02,144
Now, I believe you have
something for my father?

111
00:10:02,311 --> 00:10:05,273
We paid for this fair and...

112
00:10:32,300 --> 00:10:34,844
And all this time, I thought
they called you Hammerhead...

113
00:10:35,011 --> 00:10:37,555
-...because you had a thing for sharks.
- Steel plated.

114
00:10:55,573 --> 00:10:58,576
I said it before
and I'll say it again...

115
00:10:58,743 --> 00:11:01,704
...don't mess with the big dogs.

116
00:11:01,871 --> 00:11:05,416
- For me? You shouldn't have.
- I didn't.

117
00:11:05,583 --> 00:11:07,543
Some things never change.

118
00:11:17,636 --> 00:11:19,013
Get me out of here!

119
00:11:33,652 --> 00:11:36,364
Not me! The box!

120
00:11:37,948 --> 00:11:40,493
Although I'm tempted
to let you two take each other out--

121
00:11:40,659 --> 00:11:42,578
And don't get me started
on the entertainment value...

122
00:11:42,745 --> 00:11:44,663
...of a kick-line of Rhinos
at Radio City.

123
00:11:44,830 --> 00:11:47,792
--I'm thinking we keep this tech
under wraps.

124
00:11:56,300 --> 00:11:59,303
<i>At least Doc Ock
decided not to play.</i>

125
00:11:59,970 --> 00:12:04,225
Indeed, I thought
you'd want to know.

126
00:12:18,781 --> 00:12:22,910
- Still using the same dirty tricks?
- Oh, I have new ones too.

127
00:12:26,831 --> 00:12:29,250
You're good, princess.

128
00:12:29,417 --> 00:12:30,876
I had a good teacher.

129
00:12:33,796 --> 00:12:35,548
And that's why I broke up with you.

130
00:12:35,714 --> 00:12:38,467
I could never get anything
through your thick skull!

131
00:12:38,634 --> 00:12:41,679
The way my skull remembers it,
I dumped you!

132
00:12:41,846 --> 00:12:43,639
Whoa, whoa. You two dated?

133
00:12:45,182 --> 00:12:47,560
He keeps getting in the way.

134
00:12:47,726 --> 00:12:51,272
How about we partner up one last time
to delete him from the equation.

135
00:12:51,439 --> 00:12:54,024
Finally, something we can agree on.

136
00:12:55,651 --> 00:12:58,195
Whoa, Hammy,
what did you see in her?

137
00:12:58,362 --> 00:13:02,450
We had a lot in common.
Like hating spiders.

138
00:13:08,289 --> 00:13:11,876
So glad I could bring you
two kids together.

139
00:13:15,087 --> 00:13:16,672
- Empty?
- Empty!

140
00:13:23,137 --> 00:13:26,223
- Kingsley! He tricked us.
- He tricked you.

141
00:13:26,390 --> 00:13:28,767
Took the gizmo
and handed you an empty box.

142
00:13:46,952 --> 00:13:49,121
Sorry, gotta swing!

143
00:13:51,665 --> 00:13:53,626
And there goes my story.

144
00:14:07,223 --> 00:14:08,724
Bait and switch.

145
00:14:08,891 --> 00:14:12,770
Sometimes the classics
really are the best.

146
00:14:13,979 --> 00:14:16,482
- You!
- The one and only.

147
00:14:16,649 --> 00:14:20,277
And I plan on keeping it that way.

148
00:14:35,292 --> 00:14:37,586
Hate to horn in, but--

149
00:14:40,589 --> 00:14:42,258
Hey!

150
00:14:43,217 --> 00:14:45,803
I got the thing on the thing.
What do I win?

151
00:14:45,970 --> 00:14:49,431
- You.
- I win me? That makes no sense.

152
00:14:53,769 --> 00:14:54,812
I need the police.

153
00:14:56,021 --> 00:14:59,900
- New York will belong to Silvermane!
- To the Big Man!

154
00:15:00,401 --> 00:15:04,321
Good. Let them hug it out.
I've got bigger, uglier problems.

155
00:15:05,072 --> 00:15:06,782
This is gonna hurt.

156
00:15:37,813 --> 00:15:39,481
Sorry about your ride, Hamster...

157
00:15:39,648 --> 00:15:41,609
...but you shouldn't have
taken my drive.

158
00:15:46,322 --> 00:15:50,326
My drive.
I mean, the Big Man's drive.

159
00:15:51,285 --> 00:15:55,456
No one's drive.
No more Rhinos.

160
00:16:02,087 --> 00:16:04,548
Don't you just hate
being interrupted?

161
00:16:08,844 --> 00:16:12,473
So, needle-nose, just to be clear,
you want to destroy the specs too?

162
00:16:12,640 --> 00:16:15,267
Yeah. I don't need no competition.

163
00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:17,811
I know I'll regret this...

164
00:16:17,978 --> 00:16:20,689
...but do you want to partner up
to destroy it?

165
00:16:26,028 --> 00:16:31,158
Okay. But first,
we get them down here.

166
00:16:41,001 --> 00:16:42,127
Not big on subtle, huh?

167
00:16:58,686 --> 00:17:02,398
I want that drive.
Get the point?

168
00:17:02,564 --> 00:17:05,317
Look, if we're gonna work together,
you gotta get better material.

169
00:17:33,679 --> 00:17:36,181
- Wow, they really have issues.
- Yeah.

170
00:17:36,348 --> 00:17:39,309
- Wanna get in there?
- Hey, I'm a professional pest.

171
00:17:45,315 --> 00:17:46,650
Nice one, partner.

172
00:17:46,817 --> 00:17:49,945
Sorry, I'm dismembering
our partnership.

173
00:17:55,951 --> 00:17:58,412
What? No high fives?
No kumbayas?

174
00:17:58,579 --> 00:18:00,289
I'm shocked.
Shocked, I tell you!

175
00:18:02,416 --> 00:18:05,085
Daddy was so right to fire you.

176
00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:08,630
That's what I get for taking pity
on the boss's daughter.

177
00:18:44,583 --> 00:18:46,084
Missed again.

178
00:18:47,377 --> 00:18:50,005
Not aiming at you.

179
00:18:51,006 --> 00:18:54,259
Man, tell me I did not just fall
for a gag I once used on Shocker.

180
00:19:26,792 --> 00:19:28,752
Got the idea from Ms. Manfredi.

181
00:19:28,919 --> 00:19:32,339
Figured if it worked on me,
it would work on mindless over there.

182
00:19:32,506 --> 00:19:34,508
Good call. Thanks.

183
00:19:34,675 --> 00:19:37,886
Hey, never hurts to have
someone watch your back.

184
00:19:38,053 --> 00:19:42,140
Leastways,
that's what I tell my students.

185
00:19:45,269 --> 00:19:48,564
Those are some lucky students.

186
00:19:50,148 --> 00:19:52,818
I'm sorry, Mr. Kingsley.
We gave you the merchandise.

187
00:19:52,985 --> 00:19:54,820
Securing it was your concern.

188
00:19:54,987 --> 00:19:57,114
No refunds.

189
00:19:59,157 --> 00:20:00,200
Yes.

190
00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:02,703
Everything went exactly
as you planned.

191
00:20:02,870 --> 00:20:06,707
So no one knows you gave Kingsley
a fake drive in the first place?

192
00:20:06,874 --> 00:20:07,916
<i>No, sir.</i>

193
00:20:08,083 --> 00:20:10,711
<i>You have half a billion dollars
in an unmarked account...</i>

194
00:20:10,878 --> 00:20:12,129
<i>...to use as you see fit.</i>

195
00:20:12,296 --> 00:20:15,549
<i>Plus the original to re-sell later,
or use yourself.</i>

196
00:20:15,716 --> 00:20:17,551
Very good.

197
00:20:22,014 --> 00:20:25,058
Liz, I am so, so sorry.

198
00:20:25,225 --> 00:20:28,687
But I can show you pictures to prove
I was helping Mr. Foswell.

199
00:20:29,771 --> 00:20:30,939
I'm not mad.

200
00:20:31,106 --> 00:20:36,153
Okay, sure, it's too late to go out
but at least you showed this time.

201
00:20:37,279 --> 00:20:39,823
I kind of don't deserve you.

202
00:20:39,990 --> 00:20:42,534
You kind of don't.
But we'll work on that.

203
00:20:45,579 --> 00:20:48,457
<i>Wow, Gwen is so cool.</i>

204
00:20:48,624 --> 00:20:51,460
<i>I mean, Liz! Liz!</i>

205
00:20:53,337 --> 00:20:55,756
Enough with the gang war already!

206
00:20:55,923 --> 00:20:59,092
Auction this! Jump drive that!
No one cares!

207
00:20:59,259 --> 00:21:02,137
Police report says the web-head
teamed up with Rhino!

208
00:21:02,304 --> 00:21:06,099
- Rogue Spidey-- That's our lead story!
- They're the same story!

209
00:21:06,266 --> 00:21:07,726
Got your pictures, partner.

210
00:21:07,893 --> 00:21:09,728
Rhino and Spidey
fighting Hammerhead...

211
00:21:09,895 --> 00:21:12,147
...and Silver Sable
to destroy the jump drive...

212
00:21:12,314 --> 00:21:13,565
...and prevent a gang war!

213
00:21:14,608 --> 00:21:18,070
They were? They did?
Foswell, where's that story?

214
00:21:22,366 --> 00:21:25,452
What do you want, another Pulitzer?
I got breaking news to publish.

215
00:21:25,619 --> 00:21:28,413
Out! Out! Out!